🪖🐱 June 24 – Resistance is Futile

Every June 24th, your suspicions are confirmed: the cats really are plotting something.

That’s right — it’s Cat World Domination Day, the one day of the year when cats drop the act and let us know what we’ve known all along: they’re in charge, we’re just the staff.

Whether you live with one cat or several, you've likely already noticed:

• They ignore your calls.
• They knock over your water.
• They sleep on your laptop right before a deadline.
• And they make it abundantly clear that the dog? He’s just… extra.

How Did This Glorious Feline Holiday Begin?

The day was totally not started by a secret cabal of cats in a velvet-padded conference room. It actually began in 2012 thanks to cat blogger Sparkle the Designer Cat, and now it's an annual celebration of all things whiskered, judgmental, and majestic.

Cat World Domination Day is a time to recognize what every cat already knows:
They run this house.
They control your sleep schedule.
They've trained you to serve them.
And they’re just letting you think you have free will.

Signs Your Cat Is Plotting Global Takeover

The Stare – You know the one. The eyes, the slow blink, the unnerving silence.

Sitting in Strategic Locations – Your keyboard, your suitcase, your sandwich.

Knocking Objects Off Tables – “This is mine. This is not. This? Mine now.”

Summoning You at 3 AM – Because world domination requires human sleep deprivation.

Taking Over the Internet – Cat videos, memes, emojis. The paw is already in the door.

How to Celebrate Cat World Domination Day

🛏️ Surrender your pillow
🍗 Offer tribute (tuna is acceptable)
🧹 Clean the royal litter box
📷 Post a photo of your feline overlord with #CatWorldDominationDay
😼 Accept your fate and provide unlimited treats and chin scratches

Don’t Let Your Ruler Go Missing

Real talk: While cats may believe they’re invincible, they do sometimes sneak out to inspect their expanding empire. If your cat isn’t microchipped — or if their chip isn’t registered — it could be hard to reunite if they ever wander too far from the throne room.

That’s where we come in.

➡️ iRegisterPets.com
Let us handle your cat’s microchip registration so their info is secure, up to date, and retrievable in the event of a royal escape. It’s quick, simple, and ensures that if your furry dictator goes missing, they’re more likely to be returned promptly to their rightful domain (your couch).

In Conclusion…

Today is not a day to question authority.
Today is not a day to reclaim your independence.
Today is a day to kneel before the whiskers.

Happy Cat World Domination Day.
Now go feed your boss. 👑🐾